My Goals in Life...a series

The clutter that fills up my mind and prevents me from remembering really important things is begging to get out...this is what's in there today.

My goal in life is...

...to get every woman I know to wear the right bra. I know! It sounds too personal, and is really hard to bring up in conversation... so I figured if I wrote it here, and you asked me about it, then I might be able to help. Now, this is not to say that my I'm always having a good bra day, or that there aren't times when you can look at me and think I need to take some of my own advice. It's difficult to get it right every day. I only have so many of the good ones and when they're in the laundry...well, they're in the laundry.

The key is to try on a bunch of them. I know that when I wear the right one...the one that's got enough muscle for the job...I look 10 lbs lighter. I'll take that! For those of us who are well-endowed (well -endowed...that sounds more like we have excess money versus excess tatas! :)), I prefer a minimizer, and not just any one will do. I have, through a series of trial and error (a LOT of error!), found one that's up for the challenge of hoisting these bad-boys up. And that is what this world needs! For the girls to be hoisted up!

I encourage you all to evaluate your bra drawer and discard the ones that don't do the trick. Ask for them for Christmas (ok, you might not want people picking out your bras...that would be counter-productive if you're following my above-mentioned suggestions, so ask for gc's!), or save your Christmas money. Move it to the top of the priority list. Everything you wear will look better when you nip this one in the bud...I promise!

Good luck, ladies. Happy bra hunting!